Сирень
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Post by Сирень on Aug 29, 2015 13:49:33 GMT 1
Time to have some kind of nazism topic, concretely, about your favorite nation of Haxball players or just where you usually prefer to play. For example, I never visit Spain, Romania and Turkey rooms. They have similarly bad ping (150-180 but spikefull) and their own language I don't understand, so it's clearly not my choice. I also don't like Brazil due to ping and their love to ban strangers. My preferences of euro rooms in ascending order: Poland (has better ping than rooms above but players quite bad), Germany (I think, my loveliest Haxball nation), Sweden (Zidane ). Of course, I play a lot in russian/ukrainian rooms, but I like no one out of there, just some players I know from this forum. Vice versa with Portugal: I like players, but never see or visit portugese space rooms. Canada-USA rooms are my next choice to play when don't see decent euro room. Even with ping and constant shittalking, level of these rooms is pretty high to have interesting game. What about you? Poll allows you to choose two nations.
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Post by bonfire on Aug 29, 2015 15:20:10 GMT 1
I like Polish rooms because they often have the most skillful players, Russian rooms are cool for me cause I can learn the language (which is a goal of mine in real life) but Finnish and Swedish rooms are the most fun! Especially when lip's hosting!
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Post by lipton on Aug 30, 2015 15:12:03 GMT 1
oh how nice of you bon, i'm glad you like them, also my favorite are finnish rooms, especially when there is this one specific host, i don't quite remember his nickname, but it was some tea brand, oh man that guy is hilarious, i can spend hours in his rooms, i rate all his jokes 5/5, better than life, everyone should join his rooms. also i heard i can get real money for long posts, i think it's true, i am rich already, i think one of the richiest in this community, but i can always take more money, so please give it to me, i can just keep typing and typing and typing and typing my nation prefences until you all have fell asleep, it's fine to me, i wouldn't read this even myself, so start sleeping now, nothing good won't come up anymore. besides finland i like sweden, although sweden makes everybody gay, but they have good bounce rooms, i play often in zidane's rooms, they are up frequently, and nice guys there, sometimes not so nice, i don't like when someone calls another player noob or insults any other way, it's disrespectful, your mother didn't raise you like that, spread love, not hate, and the world will be a better place, ok now this all sounds so lame, maybe i delete everything, or maybe not, i want money, please give to me, where is it, i can't see it, and i doubt it's real money, so what am i doing here, well whatever, let's keep going. i like polish rooms, there are many hosts, many good players, i don't know why kitsune thinks the players are bad, maybe it's because she is so good herself, but personally i fail quite often in bounce, so it's fine to me, poland is kurwa, poland is siema, polska silna and so on, poland won 8 medals in athletics world championship, pawel fajdek is a legend, i want to celebrate this achievement by playing in poland, where are polish bounce rooms when i need one. sometimes there are bounce rooms in germany, great britain, france and so on, they are great too, people speak english there, not too much local languages, except in uk of course, english is their main language, you dumbass, did you think they speak korean in england, well they don't, they speak english there, spandex is a funny guy from uk, also cock and others are funny, i don't remember everybody's nicknames, anyway go to great britain if you want to get laid, wait what, that's not what i was going to write, go to great britain if you want to play nice bounce, yes that's it, that's what i wanted to write. also sometimes i play in valinho's rooms in czech republic but usually i get banned there very quickly, because i do or say something stupid, valinho is actually quite a fair host, his rules are simple, do something stupid and you get banned, it's simple and easy, just play nicely, and you will get banned anyway, ok maybe he isn't such a fair host after all, but you get the point, i want money, i must write something very long, it's my destiny, i needed to include valinho here to make this longer, i did it, i'm proud of myself, life is wonderful. countries that i dont play almost at all include turkey, spain, african and american and asian countries, for same reason as kitsune, also i don't join russian rooms so much, but sometimes i do, i have no other choice, the problem with russia is that i understand nothing in chat, it's not fun, i feel like an outsider, someone needs to comfort me, also please comfort me if i don't get a lot of money, i want it, i think i deserve, i have spent so much time writing this shit, i must be rich when i publish this. oh yes, there are ukrainian rooms as well, the problem is pretty much the same as in russia, i don't understand the language, but sometimes they speak english there, quite seldom, but still sometimes, ok never, who am i kidding, i don't really remember what they speak there, just give me to money, oh now i noticed this counts automatically how many words i've written, now it's 722, now 724, now 726, hmm when will i stop, what is my breaking point, i think it's 1000 words, this will be the longest post in spacesports, ok maybe not, hnkbot wrote the russian text and it's huge, almost as huge as my penis, ok it's average, but it was a joke, i think a pretty good one, 5/5, or at least 3/5, you can rate it yourself, i'd appreciate if you don't rate it 1/5 or at least 0/5. sometimes there are rooms in norway and denmark, i like to join them, they are close to me, and i could even understand a little if they spoke their native languages, but only a little, but it's enough, i don't really know the level of playing in each country, i don't really even care, i just play, if i win, i win and if i lose, i pretend like it's no big deal though i'm raging behind my computer screen, that's life, oh man, now i think it was a bad idea to even start writing this, i just told alpha i didn't like the way he acted in colt's thread, now i'm writing this shit myself as a moderator, i should show good example for everyone, no one respects me now, well no one respected me even before this, so maybe no harm done, but i stop now, 956 words, i will make it to 1000 somehow, it's not many words, well i host myself quite often monday to friday about from 15 or 16 to 17 finnish time, sometimes earlier, so if anyone wants to join, do it, but be warned, the rooms suck sometimes, sometimes they are good, it depends on my mood and people there, don't expect a competitive room, it's just anus jokes and stuff, don't take it seriously or you get banned, ok you don't get banned for that, i think it's cruel to ban anyone, but it's my own problem, 1054 words now, i can quit, , will i publish this or not, i don't know, ok i think i will, i won't just delete this all, i spent a lot of my valuable time writing this, now give me money, where is it, does it automatically come to me, or should i wave my arms or something, i don't know, ok just give to me any way you want, i'm off now, see you, see me, see her, but don't see him, because he is an asshole, who, well i don't know, but it's him, all, that's it, no more text here, you can all leave, wyb,
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