Gareth Bale
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Post by Gareth Bale on Aug 31, 2014 13:35:24 GMT 1
(G)old
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Chicco
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Post by Chicco on Sept 3, 2014 21:36:32 GMT 1
I know you like it Gareth ROFLLL FAIL BOOOOM HEADSHOT
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Gele
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Post by Gele on Sept 7, 2014 15:51:19 GMT 1
Some very bad jokes, edited by me:
Wife: Honey, how was the soccer game? Husband: Scored twice, yeah! Wife: Oh, so good of you! What was the final score? Husband: 1-1
Police officer: Gentlemen, good evening. Weapons, drugs, alcohol? Gentlemen in the car: No, thank you. We already have everything, we are provided.
Farmer 1: I have a hen that lays eggs, puts them in a box itself, and even stacks the boxes on top of each other. Farmer 2: Yeah, that's nice, but I have something much better. I have a cow that milks herself, then she puts the milk in a milk can and puts the milk can on the side of the road. Farmer 3: Well, I still have something better. I have a pig that's doing the whole household. Farmer 1: Amazing! Farmer 2: Neat! Farmer 3: And I'm married with it, too.
Woman 1: I just do not know what to do. My husband is ignoring me, we have not had sex for months. Sigh.. Woman 2: You know what you should do? Buy some very sexy black lingerie, very high heels and a really exciting mask. I can tell you, that works.
Woman 1, in lingerie: My husband just got home, the moment of truth now. Husband: Hey Zorro, what's for dinner tonight?
Man 1: Hey, if I would go to bed with your girlfriend, are we then still facing each other as friends? Man 2: No, of course not. Man 1: We stand as enemies to each other? Man 2: No, of course not dude. Man 1: Where are we then? Man 2: Then we're even.
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Chicco
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Post by Chicco on Sept 9, 2014 17:20:30 GMT 1
*Translation* : Imagine this is your murderer, inevitable you're LMAO before dying Jesus gave his life for this shit ROFLLLL, how i met your father
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lorZ
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Post by lorZ on Sept 10, 2014 19:49:52 GMT 1
Opa Gangnam Style
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Gareth Bale
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Post by Gareth Bale on Sept 13, 2014 20:42:56 GMT 1
I tried to watch the 2nd half of Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid, but this popped up when I opened the page Wut?
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Post by lorZ on Sept 15, 2014 19:00:39 GMT 1
Please, someone stop him from killing the girls!
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Chicco
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Post by Chicco on Sept 15, 2014 20:02:04 GMT 1
Que puto de manequim, fds tenho de arranjar um estilo deste
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Gele
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Post by Gele on Oct 6, 2014 19:26:53 GMT 1
Tick - Tack - Tock - BOOM!
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Chicco
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Post by Chicco on Oct 6, 2014 20:40:47 GMT 1
Benficaaaaaaaaaaaa MATICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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